GUESS WHICH FACT ABOUT ME IS A DIRTY ROTTEN LIE, whores.
1. I once peed on a horse.
2. I told my kindergarten teacher I wanted to be an axe murderer when I grew up.
3. I got into trouble for making a fake penis out of pretzel sticks.
4. I was the school bully in grade 3.
5. I only have one arm.
6. I've made out with a girl before.
7. One of my friends gave me a stolen iPod.
8. I've used the word 'wank' in a school assignment.
9. I saw my teacher light her hair on fire.
10. I own a sword.