We were supposed to go to university together so we could have awesome adventures in between classes. I even photoshopped a picture of a dragon on all the blank spots on my schedule because dragon = adventure. YEAH, that's right, I'm awesome like that.
I know I'm in the middle of nowhere but maybe one of you guys can come up here so I can have someone to do crap with in between classes.
Srsly here I have like a 3 hour break on Tuesdays and Thursdays and if no one's there I might have to study or something. Euw!
GUESS WHICH FACT ABOUT ME IS A DIRTY ROTTEN LIE, whores.
1. I once peed on a horse. 2. I told my kindergarten teacher I wanted to be an axe murderer when I grew up. 3. I got into trouble for making a fake penis out of pretzel sticks. 4. I was the school bully in grade 3. 5. I only have one arm. 6. I've made out with a girl before. 7. One of my friends gave me a stolen iPod. 8. I've used the word 'wank' in a school assignment. 9. I saw my teacher light her hair on fire. 10. I own a sword.
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to really bring out your aggressive side and expose you for the seme that you are.
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all over my entries? I deleted the comments. Haha.